Do We Need Cynar? 3

-Hey Slinky, that’s a nice bracelet.

-Excuse me?

-I said that’s a nice bracelet.

-I heard you, but did you call me Slinky?

-What? No good?

-That’s not allowed.

-Too soon for names?

-You can give me a name, but Slinky is not allowed.

-What’s wrong with Slinky?

-If you don’t see anything wrong with Slinky, then I feel sorry for you.

-It’s because your body resembles a slinky when you hang over my bed and look for your bra after we have sex. Like a slinky hanging over a step.

-That just made everything so much worse.

-Well, I thought it was cute. Anyway. The Dead Guy needs to be changed.

-You change it.

-Now, Slinky.

-Fine.

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