Do We Need Cynar? 3
-Hey Slinky, that’s a nice bracelet.
-Excuse me?
-I said that’s a nice bracelet.
-I heard you, but did you call me Slinky?
-What? No good?
-That’s not allowed.
-Too soon for names?
-You can give me a name, but Slinky is not allowed.
-What’s wrong with Slinky?
-If you don’t see anything wrong with Slinky, then I feel sorry for you.
-It’s because your body resembles a slinky when you hang over my bed and look for your bra after we have sex. Like a slinky hanging over a step.
-That just made everything so much worse.
-Well, I thought it was cute. Anyway. The Dead Guy needs to be changed.
-You change it.
-Now, Slinky.
-Fine.
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