Spec Ad for Bass Ale

January 25, 2009

INT. BODEGA – NIGHT

Two college-aged guys, MIKE and DENNY, stand near the beer cooler, hands on chins. They’re dressed well: MIKE’s black slacks have a solid crease and DENNY looks sharp and alert in his charcoal v-neck sweater.

MIKE

Wanna split a six of something?

DENNY

Yeah.

MIKE

High Life?

DENNY

Maybe. What about…

MIKE

Something fancy?

DENNY

Not super fancy. Just something better. These girls are older, so.

MIKE

Older?

DENNY

Not old old. Amy’s 26. The other ones can’t be much older.

MIKE

OK. How about that pumpkin ale?

DENNY

Pass.

MIKE

Leffe?

DENNY

That would be obnoxious.

MIKE

You like Bass?

DENNY

I think so.

MIKE

Wanna get some Bass?

DENNY

I guess I’m OK with that.

Voice Over

Don’t forget about Bass.

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