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		<title>They Go To Michigan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GARY 1 and GARY 2 are at the bar drinking gin and tonics. They are drunker than usual. Their unfortunate clothes indicate that they are not busy or vital men. Gary 1 is reading from a football team&#8217;s roster.
Gary 1: This year alone there&#8217;s Jordan Kovacs, Fitzgerald Toussaint and Jake Ryan. Ryan&#8217;s a linebacker, too. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is A Screwdriver. You Can Open Things With It</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Brunch on Sunday is me and Z and a little girl Z tossed around the night before. Z burps his way though brunch and blames it on the 12 beers he drank and a late-night grilled cheese. He is wearing a Sorry Is A Word For The Unmindful shirt. The little girl asks him what [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fox in the Garage Part 10: The Second Worst Thing You Did to Me</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Luke parks his car in Linda’s driveway. A white streak runs across the front door. Luke steps out. He has a baseball bat in his hand. Linda approaches him.]
Luke: Where’s this fox?
Linda: Hi.
Luke: Oh hello there.
Linda: Thanks for coming over. I’ve been trying to kill it but he’s so quick. He’s chewed my hoses to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Jeffers Woman Path</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dad tells me you quit cotillion because the boys wouldn&#8217;t dance with you. Good Girl. Now we can have the Talk.
When a Jeffers girl quits cotillion she becomes a  Jeffers woman. So you’re a Jeffers woman now; it’s time you learned what that  means. You’re not beautiful, but you’re wily. The boy you [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2458</link>
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		<title>The Third Hang At The Other Laundromat</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Teddy and C.O.D.Y the Robot Who Hangs Out are standing near the counter.]
CODY: So then Darryl’s dad says, If you can land two triple 20s in a row, I’ll shotgun this warm Stroh’s I found in the kitchen. If you don&#8217;t land any triple 20s, you have to shotgun it. If you only land one [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2447</link>
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		<title>Alpha Girlfriend</title>
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Gaithersburg, Maryland. 1989 or &#8216;90.
From right to left: I am dressed as a lion. My girlfriend Courtney Hejl is a princess. I don&#8217;t know who the hippo is.









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		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2430</link>
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		<title>The Hangbot Sheriff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[GARY 1 and GARY 2 are at the bar drinking gin and tonics. Their  unfortunate clothes indicate that they are not busy or vital men. There is a tire iron on the bar next to Gary 1’s drink.
Gary 1: It was the best weapon I could find in my dad’s garage.
Gary 2: It’s super-rusty.
Gary [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2424</link>
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		<title>Trumpet</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You’re here today because you&#8217;ve chosen to learn trumpet. You’ve made a wise choice. You’ve also made a foolish choice.
I know why you chose trumpet. It’s easy. It only has three buttons. Saxophone has, what, a hundred buttons? It also has a wooden reed that will break and leave splinters on your gums. Trumpet is [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2385</link>
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		<title>The Fox In The Garage Part 9: The Ocelot Dress</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The best part about going over to Gary’s is the internet. He has wireless internet so I can use his laptop and cuddle him on the couch while he watches ESPN. I&#8217;m not much a technology nut but I like this wireless thing because it lets us each do what we want to but still [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2372</link>
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		<title>Do We Need Cynar? 7</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Why is dancing the thing they always want to do? Do they actually enjoy it or do they just want people to look at them and their man? Are they thinking, “Look at us, we like to do it with our clothes in front of other people”? Do they secretly want to do it in [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thisisgrim.com/?p=2359</link>
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